TAGLISH POST
#1
Teacher: Pharaohs has Divine Right
Valedictorian:
*busy jotting down notes*
Ma'am right as in kaliwa?
#2
Karla: Oy! Punta kayo kay Ate Kristine. Dun sa kabila. Dali!
*nobody cares*
Karla: Puntahan ko nga si Ate Kristine.
*nobody cares*
#3
Kay: Ano ba toh Denise. Bakit may F or O dito sa number1?!!
Denise: Ang epal mo!!! Anong F or O!!!!! Number 1 yan sa baba!!!!! Hindi ka nagbabasaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!

*whole class stares and started laughing hysterically*
*THUGGG!*
Cellphone lost its zoom in function
I'll add pictures next time
#4
Teacher: So the equivalent of Cosecant 30 degrees + Tangent 45 degrees is 2+1
2+1 =?
#5
Teacher: After they conquered Palestine and Pakistan. ahh... ahhhh... ahhhh... Anu na pinag-uusapan naten?


#6
Ana: Hoy! yung decimal chorva!
Mandrelle: chorva na nga! 4 decimals!

#7
Ana: Mukahng lobster buhok ni Michelle 
Karla: di ko kaya yan
Lea: Ako kaya ko, centipede yan diba?
Michelle: french braid yan! 
Lea: Who cares! My mom knows... how to make... french fries!


#8
Teacher: Bakit nga ule tinawag na Middle King-dOm ang China?
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Rikka: ano nga yon? Chang Lula
Kathleen: anong Chang Lula
Rikka: yung ano...
Kathleen: Chai Lun
Funny Chinese History
#9
Techer: Ader parts of the world
Teacher: Griks
CAST:
Lea
Mandrelle
Ana
Karla
Kay
Denise
Teacher #1
Teacher #2
Rikka
Kathleen
Michelle
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Labels: funny, sapphire, stupid